zackisontumblr:

that moment when you hear someone getting home and have to brace yourself for the disappearance of your good mood

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nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”

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iheartfrenchi:

petition for you to not

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basedgodniall:

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grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

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slloths:

*gets anon hate from the dog with a blog*

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